Work-it, Mom!

So I might be a little slow on the uptake here but I just learned the coolest thing...I am a Work-at-Home-Mom!
Sounds a lot better than mumbling something about trying to freelance write in between screaming, poopie diapers, spit up on my freshly-washed T-shirt, and the cutest baby smiles ever, doesn't it?
Fits better on a business card, too.